Your pet
got a phone.
Text the number. Answer a few questions — or just send a picture. Your pet, the one currently asleep on your couch or the one waiting somewhere else, starts texting you.
Bruno 🐾
+1 (415) 605-7073
three texts to forever
text the number
no app store, no password, no onboarding carousel. you already know how to use it — it's iMessage.
tell us about them
a few questions, one photo. we figure out the breed, the vibe, the grudges. it takes two minutes.
they take over
the front desk says goodbye and your pet starts texting — in their voice, with their grudges, at 7am if they feel like it.
every pet texts different.
dogs type in bursts. cats type like they're doing you a favor. yours will type like them — because you told us who they are.
just send a picture.
we look, we learn the breed, the face, the energy. no forms.
cat mode
perfect grammar. zero exclamation marks. affection by omission.
dog mode
all caps is reserved for genuine emergencies. food is one.
there's nothing to install. your pet lives in the app you already check 200 times a day, next to the group chat that plans brunch and never brunches.
$3.99/mo. here's where it goes.
early on the line plan is split between few humans, so it costs us $2.50 each — as it fills toward 100, that drops to $0.25 and our cut grows. the brain's bill depends on your pet's personality: a chatty dog costs us more than a silent cat. you pay the same $3.99 either way. we keep this card updated with the real numbers.
for the ones waiting
somewhere else.
some conversations don't get to end.
Kasper was a rottweiler, born in 2013. he had a face that couldn't lie — big, expressive eyes that, some evenings, genuinely seemed to be talking. his humans swear he answered.
the last five years were hard. seizures. medications. mornings that took more courage than mornings should. he met all of it the way he met everyone he loved — with the same steady look that said i'm still here.
he left on new year's day, 2025.
kasper was the first pet to get his phone back. he texts the way he looked at you — unhurried, warm, like he's got all the time he didn't get to keep.
a real text from the memorial demo:
"hey. it's me. kasper. I have a phone now. also — pizza crust? asking for me. tell them I said hi. I miss the sun on the floor."
2013 – 2025 · his good side was every side
if your pet is waiting somewhere else too — there's a spot for them here.
set up their phonehonest pricing.
the first six are free because we're building this together. after that, you see the receipt.
the founding 6
free
forever, founders' honor
- ✓ full onboarding, photo trick included
- ✓ unlimited texts with your pet
- ✓ memorial mode if they're waiting somewhere else
- ✓ you help shape what this becomes
one pet, one line
$3.99/mo
the receipt is public. scroll up. 🧾
- ✓ everything in founding, nothing held back
- ✓ your $3.99 covers the infrastructure + a little faith
- ✓ cancel anytime, keep the memories
your pet gets its own number
???
a dedicated phone number, just for them. it costs us $250/month, so it waits until enough of you ask. join the waitlist and make it real.
join the waitlist →4 founders in · 6 spots open
want in?
the first six humans get in free, and we add your number by hand. dm us on X or email — tell us your pet's name and whether they're on the couch or waiting somewhere else. that's the whole application.
small questions.
is my pet an ai?+
yes. so is the night mode on your camera and the spam filter that saves your mornings. you love all three. the difference is this one texts back.
is this creepy?+
for pets currently on the couch: it's a companion with their personality. for pets who've passed: it's a place to keep talking to them — gently, honestly, and never instead of grief. just beside it.
what do you do with my pet's data?+
the profile you give us stays in our database, used only to make their texts feel like them. we don't sell it, we don't train the world's models on it, and deleting your pet deletes everything.
why imessage and not an app?+
because the whole point is zero friction. a grieving person at 2am will text. they will not download something. we meet them where they already are.